comedian
club
mastodon
erect
paranoid
Marty’s still totally paranoid.
ball up
I realize I didn’t need the note, so I balled it up.
fluff
she already fluffed that pillow.
ammunition
I just don’t wanna give them any more ammunition than they already have.
all chaotic and twirly
thigh
Ugly naked guy got a thigh-master
dread
Oh, like I wasn’t dreading enough, having to give it back to him
veil
stomp
I’m the girl in the veil who stomped on your heart in front of your entire family
lasagne or lasagna
perspective
Kinda puts that whole pillow thing in perspective, huh, Mon?
presumably
I mean presumably, the biggest part of your job is done.
sonagram
have a thing for sb.
The big one had a thing for you.
altar
shot for the stars = aim for the moon = aim for the stars = aim high
Look, there are people like Ross who need to shoot for the stars.
satisfied with
Other people are satisfied with staying where they are.
anecdote
folks
any story? no news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?
driven career
She’s like this high-powered, driven career type.
steer clear = take care to avoid or keep away from.
Well, you may wanna steer clear of the word ‘dump’.
broken shell of a man
refers to a man who lost his pride, so looking just physically a man, but without his manliness, thus only a “shell”, like a skeleton without the flesh.
Chances are he’s gonna be this broken shell of a man.
terrific
So you try not to look so terrific.
cervix
Ross? That opens my cervix.
gag
roll with the punches
Things change, roll with the punches.
on the table
I believe Julia’s on the table?
What have you been up to?
tanned
Why are you so tanned?
maid of honor
We are kind of a thing now
plug
You’ve got plugs!
orthodontist
sperm
I don’t remember you making any sperm
border on
Because I think that borders on child abuse.
the mother-to-be
tilt
You Know if you tilt your head to the left, and relax your eyes, it kind looks like an old potato
well up
Are you welling up?
cheap shot
Ok, I know it’s a cheap shot, but I feel so much better now.
